Our Fakers

FULL-TIME FAKERS

Willybobo: Hailing from the fictional planet of Yarvin IV which is populated by bumblebee people, is Willybobo. As the new Editor-in-chief of FSW, he strives to make the Star Wars fan community a better place for nerds and geeks everywhere. Willybobo is a very active member of The Cantina Star Wars fan forum so you may recognize him from there. He lives with an urn carrying the ashes of his former master, and spends all day asking the mighty Sheev for advice. Follow Willybobo on Twitter @FakingStarWars.

Slash Voxx: The artist known as Voxx has joined the Faking Family. Voxx has past experience reporting Star Wars news and leaks for the reputable site, StarWarsNewsNet.com but now is working in the parody department of FSW as the Head of Creative Content. Slash is an avid fan of Star Wars, Marvel, and Nintendo, a skilled musician, and an aspiring sci-fi/fantasy author. He currently resides in a double-wide in the middle of nowhere building Lego sculptures, repairing guitars, and drinking too many bottles of whiskey. Follow him on Twitter @SlashVoxx.

Comrade J. Red: Comrade is our visual simulator, originally hailing from Siberia. Comrade now comfortably lives in New Orleans, Louisiana where he is a freelance graphic designer. His notable credits include; The Mask VHS case, the menu for Sammy Hagar's Cabo Wabo Cantina, all the promotional materials for Elton John's tours since 2011, and the updated Google "logo." Besides using his artistic talents, Comrade is a regular writer for FSW and a collector of big knives, crossguard lightsabers, and vintage guitars. Follow Comrade J. Red on Twitter @ComradeJRed.

Darth Drivel: With no abilities to wield a lightsaber (which has nothing to do with the fact they don't exist), no Force powers, and no money, Drivel turned to the internet to appoint himself a Darth. For many years, on many social media platforms, he has mastered the Sith-y powers of endless and useless driveling. Drivel currently resides in that part of your brain screaming "SCREW YOU!" daily at internet postings wearing custom built Darth Vader armor with his giant chipmunk co-pilot Naveed. Follow him on Twitter @LordDrivel.

Storm Duper: Trained in a variety of Imperial codes and languages, Storm Duper fancies himself the rebellion’s best chance to destroy the Empire’s vile hold on leaks and news regarding the new franchise of films.  In self-imposed exile from his home in Indiana, Storm Duper pays for his mission by teaching English at a university in Cheongju, South Korea with his lovely wife, Jenna.  He also goes under cover on reconnaissance missions by touring around the country in a rock band on the weekends and making delicious home-brewed beer. Follow him on Twitter @DuperStorm.

Wookiee Monster: Living in a 1998 Chevy Safari van down by the river near Carrie Fishers' house is the Wookiee Monster. He stays up late listening to Metallica with Dave Mustaine on lead guitar. Instead of using modern technology like DVD or Bluray, he spends his days recording his favorite TV series, The Young and the Restless, to VHS tapes. WM loves playing "House" with his Star Wars action figures (Ewoks and Jawas make the cutest little kids) and pays women to dress as Return of the Jedi Twi'lek slave Oola to pose as his wife. Follow him on Twitter @WookieeJar. \m/

Slippery_When_Fett: Slippery is our resident Fettness guru. When she isn't furiously penning articles at our flagship office, you can find her in the company gym pumping iron and taking helmet selfies in the wall-to-wall mirrors. Slippery also fancies the nerd lifestyle of playing Pokémon on the beach and dancing the night away at the End of Line club. Slippery resides in the city of San Fransokyo in a lavish cardboard box mansion. Follow her on Twitter @Erica_Fett

PART-TIME FAKERS

Jango Fetty Wap: Bounty Hunter by day and stand up comedian by night, Jango Fetty Wap was born in Concord Dawn, Ohio. He was adopted by Mandalorian Warriors early in his life after his parents were murdered for telling too many bad puns. He now resides somewhere on the northern hemisphere and plans on writing for Faking Star Wars until Samuel L. Jackson inevitably cuts his head off. Follow him on Twitter @ClyburnComedy.

Sensei Bob: BIO COMING SOON! Follow him on Twitter. @SenseiBobSpeaks.

Garth Vader: BIO COMING SOON! Follow him on Twitter. @GarthVader2.

FAKE INFORMANTS

Jacen's Cousins: Jacen's cousins are our top informants. They troll the internet and scour the globe for Star Wars leaks and production info to send to us as quickly as humanly possible. While some use snail mail and others only communicate via Tinder messages, Jacen's cousins could never be replaced in our hearts. Follow them on Twitter as they roleplay as Finn, @Finn2187.

Spoiler Dog: BIO COMING SOON!