Like any great community college, the Jedi Academy offers a diverse curriculum designed to produce well-rounded graduates. Check out some of our cousin's favorite courses (we flunked out -- stupid bouncy, laser shooting ball is totally rigged) after the jump.
Do or Do Knot: Padawan Hair Braiding 101
Lightsaberobics
Force Choking the Chicken: Human Sexuality in the Age of the Jedi
Know Thyself Inside & Out: Midichlorian Planning and Management
Certain Point of View: The Art of Padawan Manipulation (Graduate students only)
Riddlespeak: Decoding Master Manipulators (Undergraduate students only)
Bejewel and Bedazzle: Laser Sword Construction
Advanced Jedi Mind Tricks & Treats
From Holocron to Hashtag: Harnessing the Power of Social Media to Preserve and Promote the Jedi Way
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