
We all know the new stormtroopers come in varying sizes, genders, and precious metals, but they're also packing all kinds of new gadgetry. The Faking Star Wars staff has compiled a list of our 10 favorite standard issue equipment all stormtroopers are running with now. See what they are, after the jump.
Ewok repellant spray

Rock resistant armor

Sketchers ShapeUp boots with police car lights

Helmet-mounted alien gaydar

Over-sized cod piece to raise Trooper morale

Automatic poop-chute

Shreddies fart filtration underwear

Captains get their own KITT Knight Rider vehicle

All 6 seasons of JJ Abrams' hit TV series, LOST on a mico-SD card that plays inside the helmet

Princess Leia in slave bikini pin-up poster

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