Losing a limb in a sweet duel or bar fight is sorta like initiation into the Star Wars universe. Sure, you might lose an appendage along with the respect of film critics everywhere, but you gain robot parts and a lifetime pass to nerd conventions everywhere! After the jump we will look at the top ten uses for a cyborg hand besides picking up chicks.
Barbecue grilling
Tools like a wrench or hammer
One punch KOs, perfect for slap boxing... we will come back to this later
A baseball bat
Bar douche deterrent, no one will want to mess with a guy with a cyborg hand
Musical performance, perfect for shredding on the guitar or pounding a percussion instrument
Data entry, typing 217 words per minute
Grabbing rings of power out of the fire
Eating utensils, cyborg fingers would make great chop sticks
Cuffing hands if you're a cop, bounty hunter, or into kinky stuff
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