Loose lips sink starships -- and apparently
careers. Earlier this month at San Diego Comic Con, Star Wars: The Force
Awakens actor Domhnall Gleeson let slip the name of the First Order's secret
base of operations in the film. Unfortunately for him, one does not simply
spoil the most anticipated film of the year without experiencing major
repercussions. Find out just how high a price Gleeson paid for his faux pas
below.
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The first and last image of Domhnall Gleeson as General Hux |
Domhnall Gleeson was all set to play General Hux,
the First Order's "Second Banana" in Star Wars: The Force Awakens
before the gift of gab managed to get the better of him. On stage in Hall H at
SDCC, the actor inadvertently mentioned the name of the new villain's base in
the film. As soon as Gleeson uttered "Starkiller" in front of
thousands of fans in attendance and millions more on social media, his fate was
sealed.
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The former face of General Hux |
While director JJ Abrams and Lawrence "Larry
Larr" Kasdan did their best to cover up the spoiler (claiming
"Starkiller" was a reference to Luke's original surname in George Lucas'
draft of Star Wars) Gleeson could not escape the fallout from his error.
A source very close to my step-mother’s side of
the family can confirm that days after Gleeson’s spoiler, he was relieved from
his duties on the film. Fortunately, Kathleen Kennedy has managed to preserve
General Hux’s androgynous ginger nature with some very shrewd
re-casting.
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The new face of General Hux |
Domhnall Gleeson has been replaced by British
actress and fashion muse, Katherine
Mathilda "Tilda" Swinton of Kimmerghame. Swinton’s face will
be digitally superimposed over Gleeson’s in post-production, and we’ve been
told you can hardly tell that General Hux is now made up of the face of a woman
(who looks like a man) atop the body of a man (who looks like a woman.)
Apparently, the mash-up character is now even more intimidating and enigmatic
than before.
For his part, Gleeson
will still be credited as General Hux but will receive lower billing. Meanwhile
Swinton shall receive prioritized billing with her being the face of General
Hux now.
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"Snitches get stitches" |
We’re still reeling
from this unexpected turn of events. The moral of the story: JJ Abrams rules
with an iron fist. Do not be fooled by his seemingly delicate demeanor. Speak
out of line, and you’re likely to find yourself on the unemployment line.
To recap: “Starkiller” has claimed it’s first victim. While we’re we’re sad to
report Gleeson’s dismissal, we look forward to what “Tilda” Swinton can bring
to the role of the top-half of General Hux in Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
(Plus, Tilda is a
helluva lot easier to spell than Domhnallhnmhonoes.)
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