Friday, August 21, 2015

Top 10 Sexiest Female Alien Species of the Star Wars Universe


In a galaxy filled with bodacious babes it was hard for the FSW staff to come up with this list of the most attractive alien species from the Galaxy Far, Far Away. So we turned to none other than Emperor Sheev Palpatine to help us make this list. Check out who takes the title of "Sexiest" according to Sheev after the jump.

# 10. WOOKIEES:

You can never go wrong with a vintage hairy woman.

#9. UNKNOWN SPEICIES:

With a woman like this guys are always hands on getting all touchy feely.

#8. GUNGANS:

Weesa all wantsa woman like this to owe us a one time debt.

#7. KAMINOANS:

Women who live in wet t-shirts always leave the men in wet pants.

#6. WEEQUAYS:

Every guy dreams of rubbing lotion on a beautiful babe in the sand.

#5. VUVRIANS:

All guys want a hot babe with a hot ride. For we all know, nobody rides for free.

#4. TUSKEN RAIDERS:

A woman in bondage has always been known to make the guys heads roll.

#3. EWOKS:

I love midget porn, you love midget porn, we all love midget porn.

#2. ASKAJIANS:

A woman with a body made of Jell-O almost makes for the perfect bedfell-O.

#1. PA'LOWICKS:

These ladies have what it takes to be the #1.
From long sexiest legs topped with the sexiest pouty lips in the galaxy.

There you have it folks the top 10 Sexiest Female Alien Species in that Galaxy Far, Far Away straight from the personal dairy of none other than the late Jek Porkins. You think Sheev would pick these? Ha! That was just to get you to read it.

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