There has been a recent surge in NASA related news lately and it's for good reason. NASA will be announcing some huge news on October 19th about a new research division of the space program. Hit the jump to get all the details!
NASA will devote an entirely new branch titled the "S.W.S.A.S." This branch will study newly discovered territories within the galaxy and beyond. What does S.W.S.A.S. stand for? Star Wars Systems Analysis Squadron of course! Project number one : Jakku!
The Squad has already landed on Jakku and has begun their analysis of the planet's landscape which seem to be... well, sand. The sand apparently has unique properties about it however and the chemical make up of Jakku's sand may contain a mineral that can aid in the blockage of one's bowels. Interesting.
The Squad was greeted by a group of interpretive sand dancers who accepted them among their ranks. The dancers described the only way to keep yourself from being sold into water producing slavery is to dance. Drop it like its hot Jakku!
Perhaps the most exciting discovery was Zayne. Yeah that's right Echo base! We've found him! Apparently he was left there on his trip to Jakku for Adam Levine's bachelor party some time ago and had no means of communication. He will be aiding the Squadron for the remainder of their expedition and will be return to Earth with them as well. Daniel Logan eat your heart out!
Comrade out!
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