Are you tired of sitting home all
alone? Are you over the fact that the only action you get in your bedroom is
playing your Xbox? Good news nerds! I’m a super nerdy girl and I’ve got just
the thing to help get you laid: Star Wars
pick up lines! If anyone said these to me while I was out on the town at a bar
or at the arcade where I usually hang out (lol), they would most definitely
have my attention! Keep reading to learn how to impress sexy nerds with the top
10 Star Wars pick up lines I’ve ever heard…
and I’ve heard them all!
10.) How about you come back to my
place so I can touch your Naboobies....
9.) I could get you undressed in less
then 12 parsecs!
8.) You've Obi-Wandered into my heart.
7.) I feel a great disturbance, in my
pants....
6.) R4 is red, R2 is blue, If I was the
force, then I'd be with you.
5.) Did it hurt? When you fell from
Cloud City?
4.) You are the droid I've been looking
for.
3.) The force is strong with this one.
2.) I'd hit it like the side of a tree
on the forest moon of Endor.
1.) Don't close the blast doors to my
heart!
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