Friday, June 5, 2015

Thursday, June 4, 2015

Top 10 Rejected Captain Phasma Concepts


Before the sleek and sexy Google Chrome Trooper, there were these guys! After the jump we will look into the top ten rejected Captain Phasma concepts!

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Phil Collins Reportedly Writing Opening Theme for Rogue One


We heard a most peculiar piece of reportedly confirmed information from our allegedly accurate sources this week, and it involves none other than musical genius Phil Collins! After the jump, we will share top secret details regarding the composition and release of an “Uber” collaboration between Collins and Alexandre Desplat

George Lucas Arrested for Manspreading on NYC Subway!


Spread the news! Not your legs! It appears Uncle George landed himself in a bit of hot water over the weekend in New York City. After the jump, find out why the subways are probably not going to feature heavily in Lucas' next film. Welp -- there goes our hope for his version of Money Train 2: Electric Choo-choo-galoo.

Top 10 Rejected Kylo Ren Lightsabers


We have all witnessed the new crossguard lightsaber by now and some are still iffy about it. "There's no way it could be worse!" some have exclaimed. Well that's not true, it could be waaay worse. After the jump we will look at the top 10 rejected concepts for Kylo Ren's "unique" lightsaber.

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Official Details of The Force Awakens to be Released Soon!


We've been doing some snooping around on JJ Abrams and Kathleen Kennedy to find out when they will actually be telling us something about the plot of Star Wars: The Force Awakens. We all know its the hottest and most anticipated movie of the year... meaning its the hottest most anticipated movie EVER! So why aren't they throwing us a bone? Turns out they will be doing just that in the very near future. Hit the jump to find out more.

Top 10 Failed Star Wars Country Artists


On every planet, there's a station playing Cash, Hank, Willie, and Waylon... wait that's not right! After the jump we will look at the top 10 failed Star Wars Country artists! And yes, there are rednecks and hillbillies in the Galaxy Far, Far Away... just look at Luke and Leia from Tatucky and Arkansaan.