Donald Trump Boycotts Star Wars Over New Planet Name

Not content with causing controversy solely in the Milky Way, GOP front-runner Donald J. Trump is now taking aim at the Star Wars universe. Find out why the Republican is boycotting the upcoming installment in the sci-fi film series. "You're fired, JJ Abrams!"

Confirmed! Shia LaBeouf Cast in Star Wars Episode VIII!

Hot off Jacen's cousin's presses! Transformers/Even Stevens star Shia LaBeouf has been cast in Rian Johnson's Star Wars Episode VIII! See who he is playing after the jump.

Top 10 Reasons Mon Mothma Loves Mercedez Benz Fashion Week

Politics and fashion don’t exactly go hand-in-hand. However, there is one politician who’s managed to balance a love of couture with Senatorial duties. We’re referring to Mon Mothma, of course. Her blunt red bob and iconic white gown was truly ahead of its time. Read on to discover why this political fashion figure loves her some Mercedez Benz Fashion Week. Werk!

AshleyMadison.com Hack Traced Back To Star Wars Fallen Star

Recently the "anonymous hookup" website AshleyMadison.com was hacked and user information was sold on the dark net. The hack was traced by the CIA to a source Star Wars fans will recognize all too well. Hit the jump into cyber hacking hyper space to read more.

Channing Tatum Exits Gambit for Young Han Solo Spinoff

It seems playing Gambit is no longer in the cards for Channing Tatum. But 20th Century Fox's loss is Disney's gain as the actor will instead be reuniting with 21 Jump Street helmers Christopher Miller and Phil Lord on their young Han Solo film. Read on for the details on this unexpected turn of events.

EA Announces The Sims: Galaxy Far, Far, Away!

Earlier today, Jacen's Korean computer hacker cousin intercepted an email from video game designer Will Wright to Disney CEO, Bob Iger. Wright is well known for creating the widely popular simulation game, The Sims and is now sealing the deal to create a Sims spinoff title focusing on the Star Wars galaxy. More details after the jump.

Ask Sheev Strikes Back!

This week Palps tackles questions dealing with VMA drama, terrestrial politics, and the box office. Read on for advice that rules.