Wow talk about a big deal! We received this ACTUAL email from none other than SpoilerMan's best friend, SpoilerDog! SD went on to talk about some things he experienced on set! Talk about AWESOME! We really did get an email from this dog-person, I'm not pulling this out of my rear end for once. UPDATE!!! More from the Spoiler Dog!
SpoilerDog's info after the jump...
Call me the SpoilerDog...Woof!
I am what we call "a little person"... So I play different characters on a movie set, and when I am not, I hang around and bring water bottles and tea.
Here's 3 spoilers for you:
1- There is a scene where dozens of squidlike aliens (like the Jedi in the prequel movies) fight stormtroopers. Then they change color... They cut the scene, they changed their costumes (they were in their underwear for half an hour) and put their chromelike costumes on. I play a Gonk Droid in that scene where I get kicked by one of these stupid squids... What we were told is that the Stormtroopers have a cloaking device.
2- In a scene, I played an Ewok pilot. In the scene you all see in the trailer (there are 15-20 X-Wing ships in that scene)... We are a couple of ewok pilots in the scene... We are not assaulting any castle but a Super Weapon about to destroy the planet... How it was described to me is that it's like a parasite that pulls planet from their orbit to throw them off like a catapult.
3- Anthony Daniels and I were in a couple of scenes together. He got very sick one day and puked in the C3P0 costume... The shooting had to be postponed because they were not able to get rid of the smell on the more "flexible" suit... They finally used the stiff unconfortable one with poor Tony. The scene was an action one, I played a Dog (some sort of a creature that looks like a dog) and push C3P0 off a ramp. Then R2D2 snap me with a laser... There was some tension between Kenny & I but we became friends and got drunk that night.
SpoilerDog OUT... I'll come back later with 3 more
Wow! I'm assuming the squid-like aliens that look like a Jedi in the prequel movies are Nautolans like Jedi Master Kit Fisto. Ewok pilots though, that sounds great! But poor Anthony Daniels spewing in his costume. He should have spewed into this...
Keep sending us your info, you drunk dog you! :)
UPDATE!!! Spoiler Dog graced us with his presence once more! Here is what he had to say...
More stuff, woof!
Here are 3 more spoilers for you:
1- No one on set was granted with a full script but the main actors. For my part, they provided me with 4-5 pages for each scenes I was in... but since I have no dialog whatsoever, I didn't read it most of the time, just listening to the cues from the director or my fellow actors. One piece of script I read was when I was I Abu Dhabi. There was Daisy and John Boyega, that cool radio-controlled droid. I was in the head of a giant pig with 4 of my little fellow actors, controlling the nostrils of the beast. In that scene, Daisy offers a cold drink to dehydrated John, and that round droid opens up, and it's a COOLER! There are cold drinks in it. They says something like... "I am dizzy" "Here, drink, it'll make you feel better" " On what planet am I on?" "Tattooine"... and then Rey questions John while I am moving the beast's head back and forth.
2 - Carrie's daughter was with me in one scene. I saw her half naked (she didn't realise I was still in my droid suit - A Gonk droid). She was in Abu Dhabi and plays a dancer in a Bar. There are cool aliens and there was the Wookie. And STING was there! He is the one playing the music in the bar, he is barely recognisable once the makeup on, put had an autograph from him (I am a huge fan).
3 - At the wrap party, I got drunk with Harrison Ford and he told me he was happy Star Wars was over for him. So... I think Han Solo leaves the Rebellion at the end of the movie. Strangely, Kenny Baker told me the same thing. At one point in the movie, R2 catches in fire and Kenny got hurt pretty bad, He was pissed!
More later. Spoiler Dog out!
So BB-8 is a cooler?! Billie Lourde gets naked?! Sting as a cantina musician alien (I'll have to add him to our list of cameos)?! Harrison and Kenny's last Star Wars?! So Han and Artoo bite the dust!! Wow such great spoilers and set info! I want to know if Josh Trank was encouraging this little person's drunken-ness at the wrap party too!!
Keep sending us your emails people! :)
My name is Cotton Weary,not my real name but fear of Lucasfilm finding me out you can just call me Houndog cause I sniff out all the spoilers for everyone.
ReplyDeleteThis will be PART 1 of many of a series of details about the greatest motion picture to come since the day George Lucas was born. Because Star Wars is the biographyof his life a long time ago...
Every single trailer description and so-called spoiler is all lies. I will tell you the real deal cause I'm the real deal. There are cameo's and things and names andcall sheets and catering services that have been kept very secret until I devulge everything now.
I worked as the monitor watcher and personal aid to Mr. JJ Abrams, or The God of Cinema as we called him on set. I stuck to him like a Jedi lightsaber. I may direct a future Star Wars movie. He said I have learned all he can show me.
The opening shot is obviously the crawl over black space and stars.
" War has caused unrest. Within the younger generation
Induction then destruction Who wants to die
Aaaaah, war-huh Good God y'all
What is it good for Absolutely nothing
Say it, say it, say it War, huh
What is it good for Absolutely nothingo
Listen to me"
Explosions all around as many star destroyers, Tie Fighters and X-Wings fight over an international space station above Cantooine that is said to hold the remains of a dead Rancor. Everyone is starving because both sides have spent money in this war.
A big tall lanky woman Captain Fantasia is barking orders to a tall masked figure who in turn barks orders to someone else.
Rumors abound for the 30 years, 2 days, 5 hours, 28 minutes and 10 seconds about the where abouts of The Emporor and Lord Vader. It is chaos. Some think they went to get food on planet SandFrand
We pan down to something floating in space, we zoom in closer and closer. It is a trash from the trash compactor from a star destroyer. Within this completley nasty waste is Merikhan Picker. He has a fat sidekick named Cowlick Braveheart and they are badass bounty hunters tasked to find Han Solo. They wear jetpacks and zoom off, but one of them loses something.
It falls through the atmosphere and catches fire. As it falls an orphan girl named Rey Sunshine who is tending sheep notices it is coming straight for her. It hits a sheep and fries it into lamchops. She gorges on it until something shiny shines in the foamy sandhills. She runs towards it but something crashes.
An 8 ball comes toward her and she picks it up. She shakes it and asks it a question. "Will I ever get off this planet?"
The answer surprises her. Pack your bags now. She puts the 8 ballin her purse and gets on her speeder made out of waste from Star Destroyers she got for her 16th birthday and speeds home giddily.
Suddenly another explosion! Over the hill comes two men running.
One wearing a rebel outfit and another older man wearing just shorts. Finn Finnigan and Poe Da Hammerdown. They tell her a big long story about crashing, escaping and soon Rey is asleep, so they say"Wake up"
All three get on her speeder which Poesarcastically says, what a hunk of junk. She slaps Poe and then they kiss while Finn is in between them. It is very romantic
Back to her Hut Hut Hike Hideout where an oldman named Cyb Orga who has one bad eye, a peg leg and a parrot. He babysits her is telling stories to a bunch of drunken pirates.
Rey states"I'm going on an adventure!"as she stands there with two strangers Cyb does not know
Cyb tells her to ahead because they plan on some debau hery tonight anyway. So off they go to find her father. Yes it is in fact...Greedo, jr.
Be back soon with more details. Take care. Houndog.