It appears the unofficial GQ
Trainwreck-of-a-
Star-Wars-inspired
photoshoot had a familiar face conducting the train. Uncle George Lucas
appears to have financed and orchestrated the entire photo series, featuring
comedian Amy Schumer. Read on to discover why the creator of Star Wars pitched
the controversial spread, and learn about the ultra risqué photos that wound up
on the cutting room floor.
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| Kermit the Frog was not pleased with this. |
Amy Schumer recently felt the wrath of Disney
and Star Wars fandom after posing for a raunchy photoshoot with sacred
characters from the Original Trilogy. But she just let slip the identity of who
organized and directed the sexy photo shoot.
During an interview with the Aussie radio
program The Dan & Maz Show, Schumer gave the morning show a major scoop! "The crazy thing is it was all George’s
idea. I wish it was mine, but if you’re going to do a funny Star Wars shoot,
you could do worse than working with the guy who created the whole thing.”
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| Maz Kanata's gay bar/space rodeo |
As
for any remorse falling the backlash from the House of Mouse and Star Wars fandom, she
added, "I would do it again. A fu$%ing special edition for even more butt
hurting."
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| Rumored opening shot of Star Wars: The Force Awakens |
One
of my cousin’s heard that it was Uncle George’s way of playing with his
creations one more time, and thumbing his nose at Disney and JJ Abrams. Rumor
has it that Lucas insisted on using CG on many of the photos. In fact, 85% of the photoshoot was green screened. Surprisingly, Schumer did not have
C-3PO or a lightsaber on set to help her simulate fellatio. Despite the challenging circumstances, the comedian was able to breathe life into the shots despite not
knowing exactly what she would be fluffing, since that would be added later in post by Lucas.
Lucas originally planned on desecrating both the Original and the Prequel Trilogies, but GQ
balked at photos based on the lackluster Star Wars Episodes 1-3. My cousin was able to jot down a shot list of
the risqué prequel pics that might have been.
- Amy
posing atop Anakin’s podracer much like Tawny Kitaen in the classic Whitesnake
“Here I Go Again” music video
- Amy mouth juggling all four lightsabers wielded by General Grievous
- Qui-Gon holding a midichlorian reader over Amy’s very pregnant belly with the
dip stick showing a plus sign
- Amy, perched atop the “high ground” smoking a bong as Anakin burns
- Emperor Palpatine electrocuting his face as Amy flashes her vagina
- Jar Jar Binks using his long tongue to service Amy under her dress with the
comedian done up to look like one of the trillion Padme decoy
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| Now this is motorboating! |
You may be thinking this was a lot for Lucas to pull off by himself... and you'd be right! It
appears the master filmmaker also followed the Sith rule of two when it came to this rogue
production. Lucas' apprentice for the GQ photo shoot was a name that should be
familiar to fans of cinematic trainwrecks everywhere.
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| Trank is a big proponent of legalizing marijuana |
Josh
Trank, director of the new
Fantastic Four,
was instrumental in stealing
several nude color Spanx Force Fit body slimmers for Amy to use during her shoot. Trank and Lucas hit it off as the younger director still has a chip on his shoulder
following his embarrassing dismissal off one of the
Star Wars spinoff projects.
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| Schumer in doubled up Force Fit Spanx |
Lucas has taken Trank under his wing and the pair have bonded over the last few months. There’s
no telling what their collaboration may produce in the near future though we're pretty sure it involves trolling the upcoming Star Wars films in some capacity.
Keep it locked to FSW on Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook for the scoop on whatever these bad boys do next.
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