It's a Done Deal, Disney Buys Nintendo! Star Wars Games Become Exclusives!

I can't believe this! We heard this from our uncle who works at Nintendo of America. Bob Iger just struck a deal of a lifetime with President and CEO Satoru Iwata to purchase Nintendo outright! More on this after the jump.

Breaking! Disney in Talks to Purchase Nintendo!

"Mickey and Mario sitting in a tree... N..E..G..O..T..I..A..T..I..N..G" We've caught wind that Disney wants to add Nintendo to its money-printing empire. More after the double jump butt stomp.

Update: Josh Trank Fired, Sylvester Stallone Hired! Trank to Blame for Ford's and Fisher's Alcohol/Drug Abuse!

This just in! We have received an email from a very "reputable" source with evidence that Josh Trank is being fired from directing the second Star Wars spin-off! The juicy details after the jump!