Star Wars: The Force Awakens and the Mystery of "Scat Cat!"

At least once an hour we get emails asking if there are any Frog Dogs in Star Wars: The Force Awakens. We have no idea! That’s the faking truth. As for cats, well, no one's ever emailed us asking about them, but that's not about to stop us from sharing what we've heard. After the jump, we solve the mystery of "Scat Cat!"

Exclusive: David Lynch Departs Twin Peaks Revival for Star Wars: Episode IX

Just when you thought Twin Peaks couldn't get any weirder, the eagerly anticipated return of the cult classic is now deader than Laura Palmer. Co-creator slash uber-kook, David Lynch, has suddenly dropped out of the project, citing Showtime's budgetary constraints as the murderer. But the owls are not what they seem… we've heard Lynch nixed the third season of Twin Peaks because of a little project called STAR WARS: EPISODE IX! Details after a damn fine cup of jump.

Color Us Excited! Maybelline To Introduce Rouge One Cosmetics Line!

Disney isn't just rebooting the Star Wars brand -- they're giving it a makeover... literally! We've caught wind of a sexy new collaboration that's going to have Star Wars on the lips... and cheeks... and brows of millions of beautiful people. More after the jump.

Third Star Wars Spin-Off Gets Director and All-Star Cast! Spoilers!

Shocking news from the Star Wars Mystery Box today! We heard from a reliable source going by the moniker "Thanos" that the third Star Wars spin-off has found its director and top billed cast! See which A-listers are on board after the jump and as always, beware of SPOILERS!

Breaking! Disney in Talks to Purchase Nintendo!

"Mickey and Mario sitting in a tree... N..E..G..O..T..I..A..T..I..N..G" We've caught wind that Disney wants to add Nintendo to its money-printing empire. More after the double jump butt stomp.

Disney Planning Star Wars: Half Awake Festival

In the vein of Christmas in July, Disney is planning a Star Wars: Half Awake Festival to take place on July 18 at all Disney Worlds/Lands across the globe, celebrating the halfway point through the year until Star Wars: The Force Awakens releases on December 18...

Disney Channel Greenlights Star Wars Themed High School Musical Spin-Off

Wow! We didn't see this one coming! Disney Channel is hell-bent on making another High School Musical movie and since they are pushing Star Wars like Salt-N-Pepa pushes... well everything, this should have been expected. More after the jump.

Monday's Star Wars-ish Rumor Round-Up!

Happy Monday my faker followers! Today I will list a few of the rumors and spoilers and other random things discovered on the interwebs regarding the future of Star Wars and Star Wars related topics! Hit the jump if you dare!

Star Wars Characters to Appear in a Mega Disney Crossover Film?!

The folks at Disney have no filter when it comes to making money! They are currently planning a non-canon crossover film titled, Disney's The Multi-Verse. More after the jump!

Update: Josh Trank Fired, Sylvester Stallone Hired! Trank to Blame for Ford's and Fisher's Alcohol/Drug Abuse!

This just in! We have received an email from a very "reputable" source with evidence that Josh Trank is being fired from directing the second Star Wars spin-off! The juicy details after the jump!

Exclusive: Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus to Cameo in Star Wars: Rogue One

We just got this in from a Twitter follower! Disney is giving the Cyrus family a chance to redeem themselves as cast members in the upcoming Star Wars spin-off. County singer Billy Ray Cyrus and his unruly daughter Miley are set to appear in Rogue One. We will update when we have more details on their roles!



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The Mystery of "The Seven" Revealed

They're not Sith. They're not Jedi. They're a third order of characters, which is set to play a pivotal role in The Force Awakens. Some sites have referred to this band of seven as pirates, as grey jedi, as hybrid scientologists, even as followers of the Illuminati. The truth is even more explosive. Hold onto your TFA crew caps! A tip just came in via email, and it's so bizarre that it makes perfect sense.