Top 10 Reasons the Easter Bunny Would Be a Great Jedi

 In honor of egg-hunting season, let's take a look at why the Easter Bunny would make a great Jedi. After the hippity hoppity jump, of course.



Horny as all hell, but resists all temptation



Force hops




Wields a carrot-colored lightsaber




Grows enough beard to cover entire face and body




Wears nondescript clothing




Possesses high chocolate, marshmallow, peanut butter, and midichlorian count in blood



Already a member of The Guardian Council with Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy




 

Hides for a living. Order 66? Pffft.




The Easter Bunny is still known as the "Easter Wizard" in Sweden, because of a bad German translation from over 200 years ago



Just like Jedi, the Easter Bunny inspires legions of lackluster cosplayers every year