Top 10 Reasons Mon Mothma Loves Mercedez Benz Fashion Week

Politics and fashion don’t exactly go hand-in-hand. However, there is one politician who’s managed to balance a love of couture with Senatorial duties. We’re referring to Mon Mothma, of course. Her blunt red bob and iconic white gown was truly ahead of its time. Read on to discover why this political fashion figure loves her some Mercedez Benz Fashion Week. Werk!

AshleyMadison.com Hack Traced Back To Star Wars Fallen Star

Recently the "anonymous hookup" website AshleyMadison.com was hacked and user information was sold on the dark net. The hack was traced by the CIA to a source Star Wars fans will recognize all too well. Hit the jump into cyber hacking hyper space to read more.

Channing Tatum Exits Gambit for Young Han Solo Spinoff

It seems playing Gambit is no longer in the cards for Channing Tatum. But 20th Century Fox's loss is Disney's gain as the actor will instead be reuniting with 21 Jump Street helmers Christopher Miller and Phil Lord on their young Han Solo film. Read on for the details on this unexpected turn of events.

EA Announces The Sims: Galaxy Far, Far, Away!

Earlier today, Jacen's Korean computer hacker cousin intercepted an email from video game designer Will Wright to Disney CEO, Bob Iger. Wright is well known for creating the widely popular simulation game, The Sims and is now sealing the deal to create a Sims spinoff title focusing on the Star Wars galaxy. More details after the jump.

Ask Sheev Strikes Back!

This week Palps tackles questions dealing with VMA drama, terrestrial politics, and the box office. Read on for advice that rules.

Top 10 Reasons John Boyega Refers to Daisy Ridley as "Peanut"

It’s no secret that John Boyega and Daisy Ridley have become quite fond of each other while filming Star Wars: The Force Awakens. But what many people don’t know that Boyega refers to his lovely costar as “Peanut.” Yes, you read that right, “Peanut.” And almost no one knows why... until now. FSW reached out to the leading internet nickname experts, who've shared five theories as to the origin of the nickname – and then we doubled their efforts! Read on as we crack the shell off this protein-packed mystery.

Benicio Del Toro's Star Wars: Episode VIII Character Revealed!

Yesterday's news of nerd-favorite Puerto Rican actor Benicio Del Toro being cast as an antagonist in the sequel to Star Wars: The Force Awakens has everyone in a state of awe and excitement! But the really juicy news of who he's portraying has yet to be released... until now! After the jump, see what part Del Toro has collected.

SDCC Aftermath: Tilda Swinton Replaces Domnhall Gleeson in Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Loose lips sink starships -- and apparently careers. Earlier this month at San Diego Comic Con, Star Wars: The Force Awakens actor Domhnall Gleeson let slip the name of the First Order's secret base of operations in the film. Unfortunately for him, one does not simply spoil the most anticipated film of the year without experiencing major repercussions. Find out just how high a price Gleeson paid for his faux pas below. 

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Synopsis Leaks

My publisher's warehouse working cousin just found several Star Wars books in a backroom. Hit the jump to read a synopsis of Star Wars: The Force Awakens from the novelization my cousin stumbled upon. Warning: this gives away EVERYTHING!

Tom Selleck Cast in Han Solo Spinoff

Young Han Solo's Elf/Vampire College Years

With Disney’s announcement of a Star Wars Anthology: Han Solo movie last week, all speculation has turned to rabid wondering about who is to be cast in the iconic role made famous by Harrison Ford. After some snooping, we managed to get our grubby little hands on some extremely exciting casting information.

Cast of Duck Dynasty Revealed to Have Parts in The Force Awakens

Hold onto your duck calls, Fake Believers! We have received word that the cast of A&E's hit reality series, Duck Dynasty, has filmed scenes for Star Wars: The Force Awakens! More details after the jump.

"Where dreams come true: New Star Wars film is all in your beautiful perfect imagination".

No buyer's regret with new Star Wars film since it doesn't exist!

In what stands to surely be the most shocking cinematic news of the decade, Bob Iger, CEO of Disney, along with Kathleen Kennedy, producer of the new Star Wars franchise, have released a massive secret regarding the new Star Wars film. After the jump, find out the scoop to end all scoops.

Introducing Ask Sheev: A Weekly Advice Column by Darth Sidious!

Romance got you down? Dealing with an unruly boss or neighbor? Unsure whether white after Labor Day is acceptable? Have no fear, Ask Sheev is here! Faking Star Wars is proud to bring you a weekly advice column penned by The Galactic Emperor himself, Sheev Palpatine aka Darth Sidious. His Excellency will impart wisdom regarding matters of etiquette, romance, politics, pop culture, and more to help guide your pitiful life into dark side supremacy! Rest assured, your advice has been foreseen by Sheev, as has your clicking through to read his inaugural post. Do it! 

Exclusive Preview of What Will Be Revealed on 7/10 Regarding The Force Awakens

This just in!! Jacen's male prostitute cousin, who told us there wouldn't be a new Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer this Friday during JJ's panel at San Diego Comic Con, has come back to reveal some more information of what will be revealed at the panel. See what they are after the jump and beware SPOILERS!!

Exclusive: Luke Skywalker at Center of Jedi Academy Ponzi Scheme

We’ve known Luke Skywalker would be in hiding for most of Star Wars: The Force Awakens. People have speculated the Jedi Master may be protecting a tomb, or being held hostage. Some fans even believe Luke has withdrawn from the world in order to ensure his own god-like powers are never used for evil. All of these theories have made for great fodder to bide the time, but none of them are accurate. At last, FSW has been given the green light to share a scoop we’ve been sitting on, and once and for all, explain Luke’s absence. 

Discover the real reason why the galaxy’s last Jedi Master is on the lam below.

UPDATE: SDCC Hall H Update: Maximum Security Awakens

With no official confirmation from Disney or Lucasfilm that a new Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer will premiere at this week's San Diego Comic Con panel, we may have just unlocked a crucial piece of the puzzle and we don't think you are going to like it.

Top 10 Things in JJ Abrams' Mystery Box

Legendary cryptologist Benjamin Franklin Gates has cracked the code on yet another National Treasure on Independence Day -- JJ Abrams' Mystery Box! The expert historian discovered the director's box of secrets in a shallow grave outside Eerie, Indiana. After clearing the lid of partially decomposed Gungan bones, Gates dove into the enigmatic box. Hit the jump to see the top 10 things found inside JJ Abrams' Mystery Box. Spoiler alert: JJ's a really, really weird guy.

Spanx Unveils "Force Fit" Line of Body Slimmers in Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Ever wonder how JJ Abrams managed to get the original cast of Star Wars back into fighting shape for Episode VII? Fad diet? Tai-bo? Zumba? Nope! The director used an entirely practical special effect that required little to no effort on anyone's part. Abrams partnered with Spanx by Sara Blakely to create a custom line of innovative body slimmers for returning stars Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, and several others. After the jump, we squeeze our source for every last detail.

The Sarlacc Monologues: Eve Ensler Writing New Lucasfilm Broadway Production

Inspired by the latest Mad Max film, which has been praised for its feminist ideals courtesy of Eve Ensler, Lucasfilm has announced plans for a theatrical production to debut on Broadway sometime in late 2016. Entitled The Sarlacc Monologues, the production will "explore diet and force-feeding from the perspective of a galaxy far, far, away", said a source close to Lucasfilm.

Plans for the first Star Wars-themed Broadway production are underway, and several key members of the production have described a few scenes. After the jump, check out our exclusive report regarding what is sure to be the next Broadway hit.