John Boyega to Star in Ferris Bueller's Day Off Remake!!

This just in fakers!! Jacen's cousin, who just happens to be Matthew Broderick's chauffeur, let us in on this tid-bit of info!  Star Wars: The Force Awakens star John Boyega is set to play the lead role in the remake of the cult classic film Ferris Bueller's Day Off! More details after the jump!

Topps Star Wars Card Trader App Releases FSW Tribute Pack

Our lovable mascot "Goober" has spread joy and laugher to masses and embodies FSW with both his jovial and imposing presence. The Topps Star Wars Card Trader App has released a pack in tribute of FSW's "Goober style" artwork and the man himself is gracing the card cantina. 

Exclusive! Star Wars Episode 7 Hits Massive Production Delay!

Due to the plethora of leaks surrounding Star Wars: The Force Awakens, which have even included video taken from drones, director JJ Abrams has decided to take drastic measures. Effective immediately, Abrams is halting production, and starting from scratch.  This week FSW has received incredibly sensitive audio recordings of JJ Abrams in meetings with the upper echelon at Disney.  A furious Abrams can be heard screaming, "Screw it!  All the leaks are right!  There are no surprises!  I'm starting over." After the jump, we shed light on Abrams' all-new vision for the highly anticipated film.

JJ Abrams On Star Wars: The Force Awakens: "Nearly As Good As The Phantom Menace."

JJ to fans "Jar Jar is the man!"

Director JJ Abrams has shocked fans with his latest comments regarding Star Wars: The Force Awakens. When Disney initially announced plans to continue the saga back in 2012, many fans were doubtful it could even come close to touching the legacy of the Star Wars prequel trilogy.  However, Abrams has shown that he holds himself to a different level. 

"For me, this project has been all about duplicating the sense of enchantment, character development, and intriguing story-telling that the prequel trilogy, and chiefly The Phantom Menace, brought us as Star Wars fans at the turn of the millennium."

After the jump, more from Abrams regarding which unforgettable characters and settings from Episode I will be making the leap to Episode VII.

George Takei Out of the Closet on His Star Wars The Force Awakens Role!

Star Trek alum, George Takei has come out of the closet to reveal he has a cameo appearance in The Force Awakens and a larger, yet still minor role in the rest of the sequel trilogy. See what it is after the jump!

New Theories On C-3PO's Red Arm In The Force Awakens

Leaked a few weeks ago Star Wars fans learned that C-3PO might have ninety-nine problems in The Force Awakens but two golden arms ain't one!  Here are the top ten reasons Threepeehole will have one red arm come Dec 18th when Star Wars Episode VII gentles caresses movie theatre screens everywhere.

Exclusive: Jake Lloyd's Illegal Podracing Was Furious 8 Audition

"I'm an inmate and my name is Anakin!"

Anakin Skywalker actor Jake Lloyd is still behind bars, but we've got exclusive details that will help set things straight. (The story, not his criminal record.) Hit the jump to find out what the former child star's illegal and potentially career-ending podrace was really all about. Hint: Jake "Jojo" Ortiz-Toretto-Broadbent.

The Weight Of Greg Grunberg's Role In The Force Awakens

Today is a BIG day for Star Wars: The Force Awakens news folks!  Lately we've been hearing a lot of discussion regarding actor Greg Grunberg's role in the new Star Wars film (and possible the entire new trilogy).  After the jump we have exclusive photos that not only reveal who Grunberg plays in the film, but also confirm that two of your least favorite and forgettable characters are also returning!

Recent Kathleen Kennedy Tweet Raises Eyebrows. Literally.

Everyone has seen the recent transformation of Bruce Jenner into "her". His new and in his eyes true self, Caitlyn Jenner. Kathleen Kennedy, the big wig over at Lucasfilm tweeted out some interesting things to Caitlyn recently so FSW did some digging and boy did we find some dirt....and foreskin. 

Finn and Poe Confirmed Fabulous!

It looks like there's a new celebrity power couple in Hollywood! John Boyega and Oscar Isaac were attending a live Q&A for their upcoming movie Star Wars: The Force Awakens in beautiful Tanzania!

E3 Exclusive: Nintendo Planning Admiral Ackbar DLC for Splatoon!

My conference center cleaning cousin just spilled the ink on the messiest announcement in E3 history. This Fall, Nintendo will be introducing Admiral Ackbar-themed DLC for its critically acclaimed 4-player team-based online shooter Splatoon. After the jump, we reveal everything we know about the upcoming expansion pack titled... what else... "It's a Splat!"

Aaron Carter Joins Disney's Descendants as The Emperor's Son

The bad seeds gone good just got a little badder! Disney's Descendants has added former teen pop sensation Aaron Carter to its mix of second generation villains. But whose son will the "Ooh Wee" performer be playing? Let's just say his dad's really adept at manipulating the complexities of intergalactic politics in order to obfuscate the truth. His hoodie game is also super on point! After the jump, we reveal the details behind this electrifying and completely inspired piece of casting news. Ooh Wee!

Lost Interview With Dean Martin Reveals He Turned Down Star Wars Role!!

Did you know Dean Martin was going to be in Star Wars? Yeah, we thought you wouldn’t. Thankfully though, Jacen's Dean Martin fanboy cousin found this little gem hidden in a private auction selling Dino’s stuff for charity. Hit the jump to read more!

Star Wars Easter Egg Spotted in Jurassic World!

Have you seen Jurassic World yet?  Did you catch the super cool tip of the hat from ILM to Star Wars?  And we're not talking about The Force Awakens merchandise you can see placed on the shelves in the gift shop on the island - we're taking about something far more perfectly snuck into the film!  If you haven't seen it yet and plan to this weekend like the rest of the planet then read after the jump to make sure you pay attention during one particular scene!

Genetic Engineers Have Successfully Bred a Wookiee!

The genetic engineering majors out at the University of California have achieved a landmark medical breakthrough. The team's latest DNA-splicing project has managed to bring a previously fictional species to non-fictional life! The Wookiee from Star Wars is now completely real, made of flesh, and blood, and fuzzball. More hairy details after the jump!

Tribute to a Master Faker: Sir Christopher Lee

He was a 16^th century man who went by many names. He held the title of count 2 separate times and no one ever knew the wiser. One day he came across a strange and powerful Force that became an obsession. With the power of a single unassuming ring he became immortal.

Exclusive: New Amalgam Comics Line Featuring Marvel/Star Wars Mash-Ups!

Hot off the press, Marvel has bought the full rights to use the Amalgam Comics publishing moniker from rival publisher DC Comics to bring us a new crossover of the Marvel and Star Wars universes! See what they have in store for us after the jump!

"Star Wars Kid" Returns to Cameo in The Force Awakens!

Ghyslain Raza, also known as the "Star Wars Kid", was recently confirmed to be playing an extra in the newest installment in the franchise. After the spinny Darth Maul jump, we reveal all the glorious details.

Exclusive: The Force Awakens Soundtrack Titles Leak!

Williams conducts the KFC Tribute To The Colonel Gala.

Yesterday we confirmed that the soundtrack to Star Wars: The Force Awakens by John Williams will be exclusively available through the new Tidal music streaming service. But now comes the real treat!  Faking Star Wars has learned the titles of all 15 tracks (3 of which are only available to Beats headphone owners via proof of purchase code) on the soundtrack. After the jump, find out which all-new themes we'll be humming for the next 30 years!

Disney Partners with Tidal for The Force Awakens OST

Forty-four time Academy Award loser and three-time octogenarian John Williams is hipping and hopping to an all-new business model in the music industry.  In an unprecedented move, the legendary composer is ditching the Compact Disc and Vinyl formats, and even iTunes, in favor of something more symphony-friendly: the high fidelity Tidal subscription service. Beginning with the soundtrack to Star Wars: The Force Awakens, John Williams will be releasing forthcoming albums exclusively on the streaming service owned by Jay Z.

More sick beats after the jump.

Miley Cyrus To Appear in Star Wars: The Force Awakens

In addition to being an international music superstar Miley has been known to flex her acting chops as well. As we dig deeper into the production details of the upcoming installment of Star Wars it appears we may see Miley make a return to her former employer. Those pits aren't hairy for no reason!

Top 10 Things That Are Killing Supreme Commander Snoke

Last week's big reveal of Andy Serkis in motion capture gear (shocker!!) had us pretty excited. Not for the picture of a middle-aged dork in electrode pajamas (we see lots and lots of those on tinder, swipe left) but for the much sexier details involving the character's name and backstory.

Sacha Baron Cohen Confirmed to Star in Star Wars Anthology Rouge One

You heard it here first folks! The true master of disguise has been confirmed to be in Rouge One! More after the jump!

Top 10 Rejected Captain Phasma Concepts

Before the sleek and sexy Google Chrome Trooper, there were these guys! After the jump we will look into the top ten rejected Captain Phasma concepts!

Phil Collins Reportedly Writing Opening Theme for Rogue One

We heard a most peculiar piece of reportedly confirmed information from our allegedly accurate sources this week, and it involves none other than musical genius Phil Collins! After the jump, we will share top secret details regarding the composition and release of an “Uber” collaboration between Collins and Alexandre Desplat

George Lucas Arrested for Manspreading on NYC Subway!

Spread the news! Not your legs! It appears Uncle George landed himself in a bit of hot water over the weekend in New York City. After the jump, find out why the subways are probably not going to feature heavily in Lucas' next film. Welp -- there goes our hope for his version of Money Train 2: Electric Choo-choo-galoo.

Top 10 Rejected Kylo Ren Lightsabers

We have all witnessed the new crossguard lightsaber by now and some are still iffy about it. "There's no way it could be worse!" some have exclaimed. Well that's not true, it could be waaay worse. After the jump we will look at the top 10 rejected concepts for Kylo Ren's "unique" lightsaber.

Official Details of The Force Awakens to be Released Soon!

We've been doing some snooping around on JJ Abrams and Kathleen Kennedy to find out when they will actually be telling us something about the plot of Star Wars: The Force Awakens. We all know its the hottest and most anticipated movie of the year... meaning its the hottest most anticipated movie EVER! So why aren't they throwing us a bone? Turns out they will be doing just that in the very near future. Hit the jump to find out more.

Top 10 Failed Star Wars Country Artists

On every planet, there's a station playing Cash, Hank, Willie, and Waylon... wait that's not right! After the jump we will look at the top 10 failed Star Wars Country artists! And yes, there are rednecks and hillbillies in the Galaxy Far, Far Away... just look at Luke and Leia from Tatucky and Arkansaan.