Best Overheard in the Cantina

Psst… wanna hear what the scum and villainy really dish on over at the galaxy’s best bar & grill? Then prick up your ears, because it’s time to get your Garindan on and snoop like the best of them…

Breaking! Disney in Talks to Purchase Nintendo!

"Mickey and Mario sitting in a tree... N..E..G..O..T..I..A..T..I..N..G" We've caught wind that Disney wants to add Nintendo to its money-printing empire. More after the double jump butt stomp.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Plot Synopsis Spoilers! The Whole Dang Movie!

While lurking in my old stopping grounds, I came across a poster who dropped this lengthy explanation of The Force Awakens in its entirety. Hit the jump for it, but beware of spoilers...

Exclusive! Star Wars: Rebels Season 2 Spoilers!

Happy Monday party peoples! We have some info regarding Star Wars: Rebels Season 2 today! Hit the jump for all the plump juicy details! Beware! Spoilers incoming!

Update 2: Star Wars: Rogue One Based on Assassin's Creed: Rogue

We'll be back shortly with the scoop… but let's just say Templars and Sith are going to get very cozy with one another real soon. We are updated with the first part of the plot. Click more to read!

Top 10 Elective Courses at the Jedi Academy

Like any great community college, the Jedi Academy offers a diverse curriculum designed to produce well-rounded graduates. Check out some of our cousin's favorite courses (we flunked out -- stupid bouncy, laser shooting ball is totally rigged) after the jump.

Shocker! George Lucas Masterminds Campaign to Sabotage Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

We've got the skinny on a conspiracy that's sure to rock Star Wars fandom to its very core. Hold onto your twin sun hats, it's about to get real heated up in here....

Top 10 Failed Star Wars Rock Bands

Everybody wants to be a big rock star according to Nickelback, even the beings in the Galaxy Far, Far Away! Well, we already covered the Top 10 Failed Star Wars Hip Hop Artists so today we will cover the best failed rock bands. These guys wish they were Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes or the Max Rebo Band and will be cursed to performing in the sketchiest of cantinas in Coruscant's level 1313!

2nd Update - Exclusive: The Force Awakens Full Trailer Description!

Not going to Star Wars Celebration? F(r)ett not, young padawans, for we bring you the highlight of the show way ahead of schedule. A description of the first full trailer for The Force Awakens! We've read it like 600 times (hyperbole lolz as we can't read) but it genuinely does get better every time mom describes it for us. Don't take our word for it though, read it for yourself after the jump.

Boba Fett to Replace Zayn Malik in 1D?

You heard it here first folks! Star Wars Episode II - Attack of the Clones actor Daniel Logan is in talks to join British boy band One Direction! More info after the jump!

Village People Revealed to be Part of Star Wars: The Force Awakens Cast!

You heard me right people! The hit disco music group Village People will be in Star Wars: The Force Awakens! More details of their involvement after the jump...

Disney Planning Star Wars: Half Awake Festival

In the vein of Christmas in July, Disney is planning a Star Wars: Half Awake Festival to take place on July 18 at all Disney Worlds/Lands across the globe, celebrating the halfway point through the year until Star Wars: The Force Awakens releases on December 18...

Top 10 Ways to Get Under Admiral Ackbar's Flesh

We all love "It's a trap!" jokes so much that Admiral Ackbar says it at really inappropriate times. Now the joke just gets under his crustacean shell and steam shoots out of all orifices. Besides the "trap" jokes here's what really ticks the admiral off...

Mark Hamill to Appear on ABC's Repeat After Me

We got this tip from a Twitter follower! Mark Hamill is set to join in on the shenanigans of ABC's hit new reality series Repeat After Me. More after the jump.

Disney Channel Greenlights Star Wars Themed High School Musical Spin-Off

Wow! We didn't see this one coming! Disney Channel is hell-bent on making another High School Musical movie and since they are pushing Star Wars like Salt-N-Pepa pushes... well everything, this should have been expected. More after the jump.

Top 10 Things To Do While In Line at Star Wars Celebration

With everyone going to Star Wars Celebration in a few weeks, we figured it would be a good time to post our list of things to do while waiting in line to meet Jake Lloyd... wait he won't be there? Eh, go ahead click more anyway... NOW!

Exclusive: New Toys Related to Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Hey boys and girls, fake and real! We got in a great rumor about some Star Wars toys coming out! Hit the jump so you know what to ask Santa Claus for this Christmas!

The X-Files Stars to Join Star Wars Cast? I Want to Believe!

Hot off the heels of Fox's 6 episode The X-Files revival, we've caught wind of something even more unbelievable! Hit the jump to head to Area 51...

Top 10 Jawa Dumpster Dive Finds

Jawas are die-hard scavengers. They search high and low for lone droids lost out in the Tatooine deserts. But when there's a whole lot of nothin' surfing the Dune Sea, those pesky pygmies head to civilizations like Mos Espa, Mos Eisley, or Anchorhead to sift through gallons of space trash to find treasures hidden in dumpsters. After the jump we will look at the top 10 things found by those glowing-eyed freaks.

Exclusive Star Wars: The Force Awakens Concept Art! Smuggler Duo!

We recieved some concept art today in an email and we figured it would be nice to share with our lovely followers. After the jump I will do my best to describe the art featuring Han Solo and Chewbacca, since the person who sent it to us said not to post it publicly.

Top 10 Failed Star Wars Hip Hop Artists

Who knew your favorite Star Wars characters had ambitions to become hip hop artists and rappers. After the jump we will look at the top 10 failures in the GFFA's hip hop biz. (That's Galaxy Far, Far Away, for the acronym-challenged.)

Updated - Star Wars: Return of the Spoiler Dog! More The Force Awakens Spoilers!!

Our best friend Spoiler Dog has contacted us once more with another blast of leaks from that stupid cracked toilet bowl. Here what they have to say after the jump!

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Spoilers from Woot! An OT Character's Legacy??

 



Here is another leak coming this time from a fan who asked to be called "Woot." This involves a character who has passed but is apparently going to appear in the next film in one way or another. More details after the jump and of course beware of the "spoilers."

FakingStarWars_Email.exe - Faking Star Wars Shares Their Fanmail!!

Today I will share some of the fanmail we have actually received since we opened the site up, besides the spoiler dump people like Spoiler Dog and S.Vale. See what our "fans" had to say after the jump! :)

More The Force Awakens Rumors?!?! Star Wars Spoilerphobes BEWARE!!

We got this email in from a frequent FSW reader named "S.Vale" so if you know this S.Vale and you know they made it all up, give them a pat on the back. "SPOILERS" after the jump!

Monday's Star Wars-ish Rumor Round-Up!

Happy Monday my faker followers! Today I will list a few of the rumors and spoilers and other random things discovered on the interwebs regarding the future of Star Wars and Star Wars related topics! Hit the jump if you dare!

SpoilerManWomanLoveChild Dumps Unbelievably Juicy Star Wars: The Force Awakens Rumors!

Tonight on one of our favorite chan sites, a new SpoilerType appeared, and what they shared is potentially more controversial than a major character dying. Let's just say Padme got around...

Top 10 Reasons Lando Is Not In The Force Awakens

Everyone is wondering why the heck Lando isn't in The Force Awakens. Well we have compiled 10 reasons why this space pimp is absent in the upcoming Star Wars installment.

Best Overheard On The Death Star

Ever wonder what stormtroopers talk about? Well here's the best of what was overheard in conversation on board the death star.

Star Wars' Kylo Ren to Join the Roster of Mortal Kombat X Fighters!

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Joining the ranks of Sub-Zero, Scorpion, Jason Voorhees, and the Predator, is the cross guard lightsaber wielding, Kylo Ren! More on this after the jump!

Update: "Legit" Star Wars: The Force Awakens Spoilers!!

Wow talk about a big deal! We received this ACTUAL email from none other than SpoilerMan's best friend, SpoilerDog! SD went on to talk about some things he experienced on set! Talk about AWESOME! We really did get an email from this dog-person, I'm not pulling this out of my rear end for once. UPDATE!!! More from the Spoiler Dog!

SpoilerDog's info after the jump...

The Friday Fake-Off: Star Wars Rumors We're Investigating!!

Happy Faux for All Friday!

While the staff here at Faking Star Wars prides itself on bringing you the very latest, we understand you're going into weekend mode, and probably don't want to be wearing Google Glasses on Saturday and Sunday. That's why we're introducing a new feature – The Friday Fake-Off – a weekly rumor roundup that toplines the juiciest leads we're actively pursuing, while you're busy weekending like a Bossk. 

Exclusive: Netflix's "The Legend of Zelda" Series Casts Star Wars Alum!

You heard it here first folks! Our favorite podracing, queen loving, may-be-Vader-some-day-later actor has been cast in Netflix's adaptation of Nintendo's beloved video game series, The Legend of Zelda! Hit the jump to see who he will be!

Top 10 Celebrities With Names Straight Outta Star Wars

What's in a name? A whole lot, Yakface! Check out the most Star Wars-y names in real life (well, Hollywood real life) after the jump.

Star Wars Characters to Appear in a Mega Disney Crossover Film?!

The folks at Disney have no filter when it comes to making money! They are currently planning a non-canon crossover film titled, Disney's The Multi-Verse. More after the jump!

Rumor: Eddie Van Halen to Score Second Star Wars Spin Off?

From a "suggestive" Twitter follower we get this tiny bit of detail! Guitar master and rock n roll legend, Eddie Van Halen has been selected to score the second Star Wars spin off, previously reported to be directed by Sylvester Stallone after Josh Trank was fired by Disney. More after the jump!

Update: Josh Trank Fired, Sylvester Stallone Hired! Trank to Blame for Ford's and Fisher's Alcohol/Drug Abuse!

This just in! We have received an email from a very "reputable" source with evidence that Josh Trank is being fired from directing the second Star Wars spin-off! The juicy details after the jump!

Top 10 Off the Wall Cameos in The Force Awakens

Okay so we all love cameos and trying to figure out if some random blue guy in the background is really Uncle George or his wax figure. Well, I have some good news for you, there will be a lot of cameos in TFA and I received a full list from Kathleene Kennedy herself! It will be like "Where's Waldo?" on screen but with less red and white striped sweaters. Click continue reading for the full list and remember there are SPOILERS!

8 Best Fake Outs in Star Wars History

"Liar, liar, Owen and Beru on fire!" Star Wars has a long history of deception. Join us as we unveil our very first "Fisticle", dedicated to -- what else -- our favorite fake-outs from a galaxy far, far away…

WARNING: SPOILERS AFTER THE JUMP.

Rumor: The Force Awakens Is Loosely Based on a "Legends" Novel?

This is coming from a tipper going by the handle "Nick L. Windu." It's unknown whether the claims by this tipper are acurate but I figured it was worth sharing due to how ridiculous they are. More after the break.

Exclusive: Darth Plagueis Comic - Coming Soon

We have recieved another anonymous email stating that a comic featuring Sheev Palpatine's Sith master is on the way from Marvel and will be a part of Star Wars: Journey to The Force Awakens collection. We have photo proof!

 

Spoilers: Part of The Force Awakens Script!

This may be a bit strange but we recieved an email from J.J. Abram's cat. Yes, that's right folks, a cat. Anyway, J.J.'s cat named Tingle, after the Legend of Zelda character himself, has emailed us what he was able to read off of J.J.'s computer and it has to do with Adam Driver's character. Click "Read More" to see the script.

Happy St. Patrick's Day from Faking Star Wars

Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Faking Star Wars staff!! Yes that is Jacen and Sheevel in the photo. Make sure you wear green so you don't get pinched!

Exclusive: Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus to Cameo in Star Wars: Rogue One

We just got this in from a Twitter follower! Disney is giving the Cyrus family a chance to redeem themselves as cast members in the upcoming Star Wars spin-off. County singer Billy Ray Cyrus and his unruly daughter Miley are set to appear in Rogue One. We will update when we have more details on their roles!



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Top 10 Rejected Star Wars Celebration Vendors

Brother Sister Love Society 

e-Death Sticks for Kids

Watto's Street Meat Truck

Force Sensitive Body Pillows

Lando's Tramp Stamp Emporium

Plaid Like Mad: The George Lucas Collection

Harrison Ford's Flight School

Meet Jake Lloyd 

Tusken Timeshares

Girl Scout Trooper Cookies

 

Disney Inks Deal with Vintage Books for "Fifty Shades of Rey"

In a surprise announcement this weekend, Disney has added a 21st book to be published before The Force Awakens hits theaters in December, and this one's definitely NSFY (Not Safe For Younglings.) More after the jump.

Surprise Visit By George Lucas Exposed As Hoax

A few days ago Midtown Comics made headlines thanks to a visit from none other than George Lucas himself. The famed NYC comic megastore even tweeted a photo of a clerk standing next to what appeared to be Uncle George. But something didn't look right.

Top 10 Rejected Titles for Rogue One

Retcon Air

Wish Upon A Death Star

The Passion of The Porkins

Corellianine

Red Tails 2

Tievergent

Who's That Girl?

Mynocks on a Cruiser

Wedge and Wedgier

30 Years A Slave to Canon

The Mystery of "The Seven" Revealed

They're not Sith. They're not Jedi. They're a third order of characters, which is set to play a pivotal role in The Force Awakens. Some sites have referred to this band of seven as pirates, as grey jedi, as hybrid scientologists, even as followers of the Illuminati. The truth is even more explosive. Hold onto your TFA crew caps! A tip just came in via email, and it's so bizarre that it makes perfect sense.

Exclusive: Black X-Wing Belongs To Finn!

First post, and boy is it a doozie! According to one of our sources, the black X-Wing fighter previously seen in aerial pics at one of the shooting locations for The Force Awakens DOES NOT belong to Poe Dameron as previously rumored.